TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Dan Clements Birthday: 12/15/83 Birthplace: Brazoria County, Texas Current Location: Baghdad, Iraq Eye Color: Brown Hair Color: Brown Height: 6′2″ Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty all day! Your Heritage: German, Polish, Irish The... 

This picture cost $11,000 to compose and shoot.  Read More →

You can now find my podcast on iTunes for your downloading-of-podcasting pleasure! Either click here to get iTunes or click here to subscribe to my podcast… either way, you had better be doing some clicking somewhere, Mr. Clicky! Thank God for Rip It and late nights. Its 1AM and I am still in... 

No more than 45 seconds ago I was actively engaged in a conversation with two of my coworkers which I will not name at this point about farting. Now I myself do not find much joy in the act but I do adore farting stories. I am often reminded of my high school days when for some reason, farting could... 

My new podcast is now up and avaliable for download. I appologize for the crudity/cornyness of it but hey, I am trying. Let me know what you think, what you might want to hear in the future. Thanks to Darve for hosting it for me. Fingers Are Faucets For The Brain Podcast - January 25, 2006  Read More →

Well the R&R was a great success! My parents were surprised, my friends were excited, and brain cells were most certainly killed. It feels different coming back this time for some reason, I feel like I should belong but yet I don’t feel it. Does it make sense? Hell no but why should it,... 

I regret to inform you that I am currently on my way back to Baghdad, Iraq. I had a wonderful R&R full of drunken nights, good times with friends, and lots of experiences that I won’t forget. It was so refreshing to step out of my normal life and experience what my friends and family do every... 

I want to take this moment to appologize to all my readers for not updating my blog while on this R&R. Some of you may be saying “Wait, I didn’t know you were goin on R&R?!?” Well, I surprised my parents by coming home so I couldn’t say much since they read my blog.... 

The whispers in my heart tell me to stay open for anything. It is these feelings that I shut out the most and follow my logic. Most of the time, logic is wrong. Signs in my life point to a culmination of everything that I have done. Experiences building and and forming me to what I am destined to... 

Well I finally got my comments up and operational so you can say what ever the hell you want to about my stupid crap!  Read More →